Going to kill a kraken

A poem by Navik, The Blizzard’s Chill, Heat of Sydanjaa’s Wrath that has become increasingly popular in Caitun following the slaying of the first kraken in the Sea of Snow in living memory.

We’re going to Kill a Kraken Strange Stories Speak of Species Still Stranger that Sail the Sea of Snow but no Tale more Terrifying than thaT of the Tyrannical Tentacled Titan

the Bloody Beast that Brazenly Breaks Boats Shamelessly Shatters Ships and Sends Sundered Sailors Sinking to Freeze in Frigid Fathoms

So Shoulder you Shields Heft up your Harpoons we’re going to Kill a Kraken

but only a Hero wHo Has a Harbor’s Holding Hopped up on the Horned Hare’s Heroism could Hope to Harken the Hunter’s Horn! and Hound the Hoarfrost Horror

Listen up! the Lusty Boar Beckons! to the Brave the Bold and the Brash

So Shoulder you Shields Heft up your Harpoons we’re going to Kill a Kraken

the Crew Careened aCross Crashing Crests Titanic Tides Tamed, the Team Toured mariTime Tombs wRent Ruins of Rageful Ravages Carcasses of the Kraken’s Kills

the Creature is Close So Shoulder you Shields Heft up your Harpoons we’re going to Kill a Kraken

a Tangle of Tentacles Took hold Trying To Tow To the Tenebrous The Tentacles Tighten a Horrendous Hold that would Half the ship

but Spring magic Surges and Stops the Sunder Stab! and Strike! and Sever the Suckers!

Shoulder you Shields Hurl your Harpoons we’re going to Kill this Kraken

the Colossal Creature is Cowed! but the Kill hasn’t Come to Catch the Creature it’s Corralled to a Cove where Shallow Shoals aSSure this will be Short and Bronn Brandished the Blade that Bested the Beast

Treasures and Trophies are Taken the Corpse too Colossal to Keep to Prove the Prowess of the Predator we’ll Take just the Tip as Truth

now we Shall Shelve our Shields and Hand off our Harpoons and Bask in the amBition of : Bronn the kraken’s Bane